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Shaggy dog story…

Rudolf, the high ranking communist and his wife are asleep in their dacha outside Moscow. A noise on roof wakes her up. Wife says ‘there’s something moving around on our roof. I heard a plop then a clink‘.

Rudolf says ‘don’t worry dear, it’s just the first large raindrops’. Wife mumbles uncon...

The world's philosophers and theologians have gathered for a summit...

...held, dramatically enough, on the summit of an actual mountain. Everyone was having a great time, mingling together, discussing the great philosophical questions of the day.

Rumors started to swirl around about one particular holy man who had joined the day's festivities. This particularly...

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