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Drag Race Jokes

Why did the car get disqualified from the neighborhood drag race?

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The local hot shot had never lost a drag race.

He had a souped up little dragster he pieced together himself. It was an old Honda, sure, but this guy had tuned it to perfection. Not only that, he'd squeezed every ounce of horsepower out of it possible: straight pipes, turbo, the works.

There's a straightaway on a back road where all the l...

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I was back-ended by a white convertible who was participating in a drag race

Man was she fast! Even though he had her best heels on, he ran right past me. I couldn’t even tell when she was coming up my rear.

What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race?

The phrase "I blew a tranny" means something totally different.

Do you know what the opposite of a drag race is?

I don't, but the truck driver passing another on the interstate sure might.

I went to a drag race yesterday

It's amazing how fast men can run in heels.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why would you call him, he can't come over.


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Last place you put him.


Where do you bring a dog with no legs?

Drag race.

They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show

Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".

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