So this guy goes to a confectioner... (long)

(A confectioner makes objects out of candy or chocolate, in case you didn't know)

So this guy goes to a confectioner, placing an order for a VW Beetle made from chocolate. Scale, 1:32

"That won't be cheap" the confectioner says. "Money's no issue" the customer replies. "And it'll take ...

I've noticed a lot of translated jokes lately, and wanted to try one myself

so here's one translated to Klingon:

'ar SuvwI' screw neH lightbulb tlhap 'oH?

chay' yong chaH pa' je wa'DIch Daq Sovlu'chugh vIneH!

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A cop sees a kid playing in the sandbox

So he goes and asks him:

"What are you building there?"

Kid: "A policeman."

Cop: "And what are you making out of?"

Kid: "Sand, water and dog shit!"

The cop gets angry and hits him with the nightstick over the head and the boy starts crying.

The next day the ...

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