One Spot Jokes - 6 Hilarious One Spot Jokes

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Two old friends were walking down the beach, and one spots an ancient-looking oil lamp.

He picks up the lamp, and just as he began to inquire 'What's thi...", his buddy rips the item out of his hands and begins furiously rubbing on the side of it.

Smoke began to swirl from the end of the lamp, and coalesced into a muscular man in old Arabian attire.

"I am a jinn who has b...

How does one spot a Jewish redneck?

...they leave their Menorah up year round

Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot?

After that, he was a real tan gent.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

I don't know why employers don't like neck tattoos

It shows you can sit in one spot for hours while tiny needles are jabbed into your skin, which is what every meeting I've ever been in feels like.

There was a woman sitting in the park

She was looking around and noticed these two guys with shovels. They would go to one spot, and one would dig a hole. Then the second one would fill it back in. Then they’d go to another spot, and the first guy would dig a hole and the second guy would fill it back up.

This went on for a whil...

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