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Dominos Jokes

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I tried to make a joke about Dominos Pizza.

But, I fucked up the delivery.

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The other day I beat my son at dominos.

I was going to wait till we got home, but the little shit dropped the pizza.

I just beat my wife at dominos again...

When will she learn that **I** choose the pizza toppings?

I played dominos last night.

I ordered six pizzas and didn't collect them.

What do you call diarrhea that you get from Dominos?

Pizza-rrhea

If all the Dominos employees in the world held hands..

you'd have to make your own pizza

My friend told me a joke about dominos.

It had a really long setup, but in the end it fell flat.

What is the opposite of dominos ??

Domi doesn't know

How does one outpizza the hut?

I don't know but Dominos

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I wish the name of a business would describe what it sells...

Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos doesn't sell dominoes, and the virgin megastore, what a disappointment.

Man: "Can I have a pizza with liver and onions."

Dominos: "We don't do liver."

Man with hand over the phone whispering to his wife, "I thought you said they do the liver?"

Wife: "I said they do deliver."

Man: "Not according to this guy."

Someone knocked at my door last evening..

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Dominos holding a pepperoni pizza with
extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied.

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