What do you call a fender bender that involves two airplanes?
A winger dinger.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the highway...
After they pass mile marker 16, a state trooper pulls them over for speeding. The trooper goes up to the window and sees Heisenberg behind the wheel.
Trooper: "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going when you passed that mile marker?" Heisenberg: "Well I certainly don't know now ...
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