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Fat Finger Jokes

They call me Joe Fat Fingers

And I dobn't kniw whu

To all the people saying I have fat fingers...

FYVK OFF

"Doctor, doctor. I've got a problem with my fat fingers."

"Wrong number, sir."

Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?

Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?



Fat Fingers.

the bad joke

A man goes to his doctor for a checkup.
After the tests are done, the doctor asks the man to bend over for a prostate exam. The man drops his pants and bends over.
While the man is grunting due to the doctors fat finger, the doctor says
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
the man says "Ookay?"...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Uranus ( long )

Originally from Buck Buchanan 9 i just had to share) let the Uranus jokes come forth.............anyway....

“It's my understanding that the first six probes were recklessly plunged into Uranus at such excessively high speeds these early attempts only produced massively dense clouds of methane...

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