Best Women in Europe

An Englishman, A Frenchman and a Russian are debating who has the best women.

The Englishman says, "English women are the best. When they sit on a horse their feet can touch the ground. It's not because our horses are short, but because English women have the longest legs in all of Europe!"...

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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