A husband and wife are sitting in the living room. The husband is throwing peanuts in the air and catching then in his mouth. The wife says something and the husband looks at her and a peanut lands in his ear. He tries to get it out but pushes it further in. The wife says let me try I have long...
How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Best Women in Europe
An Englishman, A Frenchman and a Russian are debating who has the best women.
The Englishman says, "English women are the best. When they sit on a horse their feet can touch the ground. It's not because our horses are short, but because English women have the longest legs in all of Europe!"...
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