I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my digital radio.
Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.
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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’
Husband goes to a police station... “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”
Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”
Husband: “Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall
Sergeant: “Weight?”
Husband: “Don't know. N...
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I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail.
Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked...
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