Why is Donald Trump actually angry about the election outcome?
It's a loss he **can't** write off on his tax returns.
A man was baking Christmas cookies for his neighborhood, when he saw two women in a fight with hoses.
His original intent was to give one cookie to everyone, but these women, in their red coats, just couldn’t seem to decide between something. He called the police thinking it had grown too serious. The police came, and the women were identified as the Raign family cousins and arrested. Then h...
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A professional gambler is being audited by the IRS
The old gambler man walks into the meeting with his lawyer. The IRS agent tells him he can't make all these write offs for gambling loses unless he can prove he is a professional gambler.
The old man says "alright, how about I bet you $10,000 I can bite my eye".
The agent thinks 'the...
Checks and pants
A middle aged man and a hot young girl step into a jewelery store. The man asks the jeweler to show the girl his finest rings. The jeweler obliged does so and after some consideration the girl picks one of the most expensive ones. At the point the man proceeds to write off a check for the ring; the ...