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Deprecating Jokes

[Request] Self deprecating joke about height for wedding

Long story short, I am officiating a wedding between the 2 tallest and most stunning friends I have. I am about 5'9 VS his 6'4 I would like to make some jab about them not being able to get anyone taller or when they asked me i immediately started thinking about how tall of a stool I would need to f...

Self-deprecating jokes are great.

Not that I'm any good at them.

Self deprecating jokes are the best.

Unless I make them.

Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment.

And I can't even get *that* right.

I wish I were better at self deprecating jokes

Unfortunately I'm far too insecure about myself to make them

My self-deprecating jokes never get a laugh…

I guess I’m not very good at telling them.

It's okay if you don't like self-deprecating humor.

You don't have to be hard on yourself.


(I'm pretty sure I just wrote that joke today. Though, I am a firm believer that no thoughts are original.)

I heard that people like self deprecating jokes

Too bad I am not good at them

I’m done making self deprecating jokes!

I’m not funny enough anyway.

I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor...

... too bad I suck at telling jokes.

Self-deprecating humour is my specialty...

I mean, it’s easy when you’ve got so much to work with.

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Wanna hear a self deprecating joke?

I think gays are stupid.

I don't do self-deprecating jokes

They're way above my pay grade.

Everyone says I'm best at self deprecating humor

But I don't think it's very good

I don’t find self-deprecating humor funny anymore.

I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been

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Bill Gates is the king of self deprecating dick jokes

After he named his company after his.

I always like to finish my conversations with a self-deprecating joke...

...like me.

How many idiots does it take to tell a self-deprecating joke?

Just me

Ah, I love self-deprecating humor.

That's one more thing that won't love me back.

I love making self-deprecating jokes because they're so easy to make

The only thing easier is me

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I'm a huge fan of self-deprecating humor...

Maybe its because I'm a piece of shit.

People tell me to stop self-deprecating

Haha... more like self-defecating

I hope you don't like self-deprecating humor. I'm terrible at it.

^ Came up with this while trying to think of witty opening lines for tinder. It didn't make the cut. Thought Reddit might like it though.

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Us Brits are usually really good at self-deprecating comedy.

But I'm shit at it.

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Hey baby, if you like self-deprecating guys with crippling neuroses...

...then I'd probably still find a way to fuck this up.

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I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor

I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid.

French sense of humor

So me (not a German, but was living in Germany those days) and a colleague (who is French and lives in France too) were "on-site" in Austria visiting a customer. After the work day was over we went to a nearby farmer's market just for a stroll. We saw some lovely and cheap lemons there and I wanted ...

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most of my humor is self-defecating.

....I mean self-deprecating.

There's not really much of a difference, either way you're still shitting on yourself.

I was told I make "too many jokes" about my self, and that the value of my humor is "depreciating"

I said "it's pronounced deprecating"

I ask my girlfriend what lottery I won to deserve her.

Her(self deprecating as always): the dollar scratch off!

How would you describe a ninja who is always critical about their own abilities?

Stealth-deprecating.

What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell?

Elf-deprecating.

Hits a bit too close to home

My favorite type of humor is self deprecating. That way nobody I care about gets hurt.

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