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Deniers Jokes

Why do January 6 deniers never last very long in Dungeons & Dragons campaigns?

They always fail their Constitution checks.

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What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW]

They both enjoy fucking the next generation.

Why are conservatives climate change deniers?

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

I don't understand Holocaust deniers.

I think those people are in the wrong camp.

What month celebrates Holocaust deniers?

July.

Two covid deniers are taking a walk in the woods when they encounter a sheep...

Two covid deniers were out taking a walk in the woods when they discovered a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

The first denier pulls down his pants and gets to business.

Completing, he turns to his friend and said, "Now it's your turn."

The other covid denier then sticks hi...

I've had it with climate change deniers...

The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!

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Two Covid deniers die of Covid and go to heaven. God tell them they can ask anything they want and get the truth....

Two Covid deniers die of Covid and go to heaven. God tell them they can ask anything they want and get the truth

Covid Denier 1: So there was no such thing as covid, right? I died of lung cancer or something!

God: No, Covid is real, you died of covid just like the Doctors said.
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A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar

The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.

The bartender takes out a bottle and says, "This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?"

The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate sc...

I think Holocaust deniers actually took what happened worse than the rest of us...

I mean, they’re still stuck on the first stage of grief.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Say what you want about the people wearing 6MWE shirts

At least they weren't Holocaust Deniers.

[long] Irving worked at a Jewish deli and bakery, and he loved most of his regular clientele, except for one guy...

... this guy would *always* haggle over how much he should spend, even for things that had a fixed rice clearly marked on the menu board.

One day, the guy comes in, and says, "I want to buy your finest loaf of egg bread for Rosh Hashanah. I have a crisp five-dollar bill for you, Irving, my go...

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