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Defund Jokes

They're defunding the Pentagon.

Now it's the Triangle.

If we defund the police...

...does that mean that Sting won’t be able to watch me anymore?

I don't think we should defund the police.

They are a good band and I like their music.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You know, everyone says defund the police… but I don’t think that’s necessary…

They haven’t put an album out in years!

If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces.

Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:

If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?

Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics

Talk about kicking someone when they’re Downs

A police station was about to be defunded because they could never solve a single crime.

A police station was about to be defunded because they could never solve a single crime.

The police chief in desperation hired a quality assurance officer to check what was wrong.

The QA officer proposed that if the chief’s detectives can solve all murders committed by him, then he w...

If you want to keep unwanted people out of America,

Instead of building a wall, don't defund Planned Parenthood

"Have you heard about my math lesson?"

"We're going to find out if 35 goes into 16"

-only funny when said by [this particular math teacher](http://defund.com/mom-catches-teacher-hiding-under-her-daughters-bed-teacher-gets-no-jail-time/?utm_source=Outbrain)

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