Defund Jokes - 9 Hilarious Defund Jokes

They're defunding the Pentagon.

Now it's the Triangle.

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If we defund the police...

...does that mean that Sting won’t be able to watch me anymore?

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I don't think we should defund the police.

They are a good band and I like their music.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You know, everyone says defund the police… but I don’t think that’s necessary…

They haven’t put an album out in years!

If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces.

Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:

If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?

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Betsy Devos wants to defund the Special Olympics

Talk about kicking someone when they’re Downs

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A police station was about to be defunded because they could never solve a single crime.

A police station was about to be defunded because they could never solve a single crime.

The police chief in desperation hired a quality assurance officer to check what was wrong.

The QA officer proposed that if the chief’s detectives can solve all murders committed by him, then he w...

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If you want to keep unwanted people out of America,

Instead of building a wall, don't defund Planned Parenthood

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"Have you heard about my math lesson?"

"We're going to find out if 35 goes into 16"

-only funny when said by [this particular math teacher](http://defund.com/mom-catches-teacher-hiding-under-her-daughters-bed-teacher-gets-no-jail-time/?utm_source=Outbrain)

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