A son asks his father to chaperone a school field trip.

Father was thrilled, it's the first field trip of the school year. His son asks only one thing: NO dad jokes.

Dads are dads though! So father cracked off one after the other all day for his son's entire class and the son was totally embarrassed.

Before the field trip was over father g...

My nephew's teacher asked for parents to chaperone a field trip. My brother couldn't go.

"I'll go," I said. "I'm an adult."

"Yeah," said my brother, "but that's not apparent."

A fifth grade class from Chicago goes on a field trip

A fifth grade class from Chicago goes on a field trip to a farm. One of the chaperones asks the farmer "Why doesn't that cow have horns?"

The farmer takes off his cap, scratches his head and replies

"Well ma'am, there are lots of reasons why an animal doesn't have horns, some breeds,...

After dancing for awhile at the prom, a boy asks his date if she wants something to drink...

Feeling thirsty, she says yes, so he walks over to the refreshments table.

A chaperone is serving snacks to the kids: Cheese, crackers, veggies, french fries, pizza bites, and other yummy nibbles. The boy looks around for the cups and the punch bowl but cannot find either. In fact, there wer...

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How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.

Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat ...

I once knocked a kid out on our 3rd grade class trip

so now I’m no longer allowed to chaperone.

Touring Stephen King's writing studio

Stephen King is showing a group of students around his writing studio, chaperoned by their aging English teacher. The students are clearly amazed with the items he has on display.

King leans over the desk to pick up a jar to show the children.

“I’m often asked,’ he says with words thi...

Bernard is sitting at the bar and slurs to the barman for another drink...

the barman, hearing how much he's clearly had, decides that it's time to chaperone this man out the back door, citing that he's clearly "had enough" for the night. A few minutes later, Bernard stumbles through the front doors again.
"BARman! Cahn ah plish haaav' adrink!"
The barman, again, doe...

A young man was at prom with his date.

He went off in search for something to drink. After getting lost a few times, he finally asked a chaperone, "So where's the punch line?"

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So embarrassing..

The most embarrassing thing happened to me last week. I was at a school dance. I was standing by the punch bowl watching the girls dance and I don't know how it happened but I got a boner. Just the way they moved and danced gave me an erection. So anyway, one girl saw me and pointed me out. Suddenly...

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