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Ecstacy Jokes

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Last night I took ecstacy and exlax

Just for shits and giggles

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Italian, Frenchman and a Redneck...

An Italian, Frenchman and redneck were comparing lovemaking skills. The Italian says, ‘When I’ve a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.

The Frenchman replies. "zat is noting, when Ah’ve fini...

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[NSFW] A Frenchman, an Italian and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar

The Frenchman finishes his drink, turns to the other two and says "Gentlemen, tonight I am going to go home and make love to my wife for four hours and when I'm done she will rise one foot of the bed in sheer ecstacy".

"That's nothing" says the Italian finishing his drink, "I will go home to...

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