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Curious George Jokes

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Curious George goes to a bar

A man and his monkey went into a bar,

On his shoulder was the monkey, he went not far.

Shooting pool all day long was what the man did,

The monkey watched as balls cross the table slid.



And then in a flash the small monkey ran down,

Then he picked up the ...

What do you call a movie with Sonic the Hedgehog, and Curious George?

2 Fast 2 Curious

What do you call a monkey who swings both ways?

Bi-curious George

They say that curiosity kills the cat.

My childhood memories are ruined, now that i realized that Curious George is a cat killer

Bad Children's Books Titles

Here are some bad children's books titles I found in my jokes archive. Can you think of others?

1. "You Were an Accident"
2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
5. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Assoc...

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3 Scientists, an Elephant and a Monkey

Try to picture the monkey as curious george.

3 scientists were sitting around the lab getting drunk one day when one turned to the others and asked, "What would happen if we put a giant cork up an elephants butt for a month?" Well none of them knew for certain so they decided to try it out. T...

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