Cume Jokes - 2 Hilarious Cume Jokes

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My friend asked "what would happen if everytime you cumed you got 100$?"

I said i would singlehandedly break the economy.

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Grand pa needs explanation.....[NSFW]

One sunny day grand pa was masterbeting in his room. Suddenly little Johnny entered the room and asks his GPa what is this?
GPa gives his dick to little johnny and tells him its a bird, and if you pat him like this he will be happy.
johnny starts patting it nicely and asks what these?.....Gp...

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