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nounsarabiansnamessurnamesnamebehalfnominationsstandardskudonodsnomineesstatuettesawardsgongsoscar

What do you call French army rations?

Noms de guerre.

Two sharks are swimming in the sea...

One shark sees a school of sardines, and says "bro you hungry?" and the other shark says "nah, I'm good. You go for it." So the first shark swims right into the sardines, and nom-nom-noms on hundreds of the little fishes. Minutes later, the shark curls up in pain. "Oooh, aaaagh, uuuurgh...." the sec...

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