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Cubical Jokes

Cubical Conversion

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle.

He said, "Hi! How are you?"

Embarrassed, I said. "I'm doing fine."

The voice said, "So what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"

The voice ask...

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An old lady walks into a bank with a big bag of money

One of the employees asks her what she wants.

Old Lady: I'm here to open an account and I want to deposit all this money into the bank.

"Whoa, that's a whole lot of money", the employee said. "You'll have to talk to the manager."

The employee escorts her to the manager's office...

I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power...

Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day

Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...

...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

A man starts his first day at a new job...

Jim begins his first day at work and is discussing his setup with his boss Alex.

Jim: Where will I be working?

Boss (Alex): You are going to be working in that cubical with Donkey right over there, why don’t you go introduce yourself.

Jim: (*walks over*)Hello my name is Jim and ...

An Engineer is standing outside of work on Monday morning...

...when his cubical-neighbor pulls up on a brand new motorcycle. "Wow Bill, sweet bike, when did you get that?" he asks his friend.

"It was the weirdest thing," Bill replies, "my old VW was broken down on the side of the road yesterday, and this gorgeous woman pulls up on this motorcycle."...

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