It was weird, the baby just kinda floated out of a flesh cave
My local church has just started accepting contactless donations!
I’ve suggested they implement contactless priests
Apparently there's a country in Europe where the people don't accept payment in cash, via card or even through a contactless system.
The Cheque Republic.
I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box.
They said I must have selected Contactless delivery.
In light of the pandemic - we will no longer use the term "immaculate conception"...
It is being updated to "contactless delivery."
In these strange times, the doctors forced me to wear glasses while I was giving birth to my son.
They insisted on contactless delivery.
Eye joke
I lost my contact lense, but managed to get back home without bumping into anyone.
It was a contactless journey
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A Western Omelet
A retired man walks into his favorite diner after it just reopened from a long COVID-19 shuttering, eager to resume his daily routine of breakfast, coffee and reading the newspaper. A new waitress approaches greets him and explains that new contactless policy that eliminates the old plastic laminate...
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