The most common name in Vietnam can be used as both a first and a last name
I guess for them, it’s a Nguyen Nguyen situation
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.
As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the bir...
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A man and a priest go fishing
A man and a priest are out fishing on a boat when the man hooks a large fish. After fighting this fish for several minutes, he pulls it into the boat and joyously exclaims, "Look at that son-of-a-bitch!!!"
The priest replies, "My goodness, what language."
The man thinks quickly, "Ha ha...
There was a deep sea fisherman
That accidentally caught an eagle porpoise - a rare species of porpoise (though not endangered) that inhabits the waters off Southern Mexico to Peru (ie, the Pacific coast). This species has a down-turned snout ideal for catching bottom-dwelling mollusks (octopi and squid) that inhabit the reefs and...
How Long is a Chinese name
Its a pretty common name actually
Names for groups of animals
We all know some of the common names: pride of lions, murder of crows, etc. But some aren't so well known:
construction site of cranes chomp of alligators giggle of girls cancer of lawyers
How do you tell the difference between a Northern and a Southern zoo?
A Northern zoo has a large plaque in front of each animal cage. The plaque list the genus, species, common name, average life span, habitat and diet of the animal.
A Southern zoo has a recipe in from of each animal cage.
A French sniper, bored with the endless stalemate, has a clever idea
Lots of German soldiers are named Hans, a common name. So he gets in position and calls out "Hey, Hans!" A head pops up. "Ja?"
Bang! The Frenchman shoots him dead. It works! The next few days, he goes up and down his trench, racking up his kill count.
After a few days, a German officer...