What happens if you multiply faeces by the complex conjugate of faeces?
Shit gets real.
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Why is Oedipus bad at Latin?
He conjugated where he should have declined.
>!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<
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A verb walks up to a noun in a bar
-- Hey, babe, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?
-- I decline
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I was hit on by a linguist the other day
She asked me to conjugate, but I had to decline.
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The teacher to a student
Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run
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A grammar book walks into a bar
* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
* A bar was walked into by the pass...
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