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My friend announced that he had invented a sport exclusively for animals with large, colourful beaks

I responded, “toucan play that game!”

Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.

I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.

Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colourful leaves.

It sounds better than saying I'm a street sweeper.

Your guy didn't know any puns about colourful, diamond patterned socks.

But argyle know some.

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I was sexually assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!

His name was 'Hue Mongoose'

This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barny...

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