Sometimes when people are sad, I let them color in my tattoos.
Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon.
I made up a color in my head today.
It was a pigment of my imagination.
Why do leaves change color in Autumn?
Because instead of chlorophyll, they chloro-empty.
I saw a new color in a dream last night.
I think it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A couple called in a contractor to do some updates to their house and landscape.
A couple called in a contractor to do some updates to their house and landscape. They all walk in to the bedroom and they tell him they were thinking about painting it blue because there's a baby boy on the way. He walks to the window and yells "Green side up!" The couple look at one another a bit c...
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