I only hire Claustrophobic people,

they are so much better at thinking outside of the box.

Claustrophobic?

Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus?

In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.

They always think out of the box.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators.

I've been taking steps to avoid it.

Are all women claustrophobic?

It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.

What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well?

He flipped out

I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people...

Luckily there wasn't a single person in it

My pregnant wife starting feeling claustrophobic at night.

She was running out of womb.

Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?

To scare people who are claustrophobic

My friend wouldn't come to my Christmas party

and when I asked him why he said he was CLAUStrophobic

John was an Astronaut...

John was an astronaut scheduled to fly on his first mission to the International Space Station. The media frenzy surrounding the launch was maddening. Everywhere John went, the media followed him.

He would part the curtains at his home in the morning, and the media was out there peering in, t...

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle.

He looked around and didn't see anyone so
he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man
for letting him out. The genie said, "For your
kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."
The man thought for a minute and said, "I have
always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never be...

Why didn't the cops save Santa from the Chimney?

They're Claustrophobic.

Bad Christmas cracker jokes.

Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!


What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
...

Christmas Jokes!

Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny!

Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man goes to the dentist...

A man goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. As he's laying in the chair for the operation, the dentist pulls out a needle to numb him.

The man says, "No man, I deathly afraid of needles."

So the dentist pulls out the gas to put him under.

The man says, "please don't, I'm...

I'm getting an MRI tomorrow...

to find out whether or not I'm claustrophobic.

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