Cherry Tree Jokes

Because George Washington cut one.

A farmer rounded up his three sons and said sternly "I want to know which of you boys pushed the outhouse over, but before I do I want to tell you a story. When George Washington was a boy, he chopped down his father's favorite cherry tree. When his father asked, George admitted his deed, saying, ... read more

Dont axe, dont tell

Student: Yes, because Washington was still holding the axe.

A man approaches his son and asks, "Did you push our outhouse into the ditch yesterday?"

The boy replies "No, father; I didn't push the outhouse into the ditch."

The man says "Did I ever tell you about George Washington, a great American hero? When George Washington was a child, he g... read more

it was actually brought down by Russian hackers

The antique dealer told me that the handle had been replaced a couple times, and the blade was replaced once, but it's the real deal!

One day Fibonacci goes to the fair with his friends: Ms.One, Mr.Five, and Dr.Twenty.


While Fibonacci perused the fairgrounds, his friends decided to enjoy a variety of different competitions and games.


Ms.One thought to try her hand at the ring toss and ball throwing games. S... read more

Your arms have gotten sore.

Everyday young Bobby would walk by it on the way home from school, and every day he would resist the temptation to kick it off the edge of the cliff.

This all changed one day when Bobby had a particularly bad day at school. He had learned about boring topics, like how George Washington cut do... read more

So they can hide in cherry trees.

When he returns home he hides it in his backyard, only to wake up the next morning and find it stolen, with a trail of muddy footprints leading to the mute-deaf a few blocks away. Enraged, he enlists the help of the sign language professor next door, and together, the man armed, they confront the mu... read more

A boy is waiting for the school bus and decides to push over the outhouse. When he gets home his father is waiting for him, belt in hand. He says, "Son, did you push over the outhouse?" The son replies, "Well, Dad, we learned about George Washington in school today and like him I cannot tell a lie. ... read more

One night, a farmer's outhouse is knocked over.

In the morning, the farmer approaches his son and asks, "Son, did you knock over the outhouse last night?"

"No Dad, I didn't."

"Son ... let me tell you a story. When George Washington was a little boy, he chopped down his father's... read more

A young man wanted to invite his girlfriend to their farm but was embarrassed by the old-fashioned outdoor toilet.

He kept bickering his dad for a modern, indoor one, but the old-timer didn't want to give in.

Out of sheer desperation, he slips out one night, puts a lot of dynamite be... read more

A spy stationed in a foreign country stopped responding to his handler. After a while, the handler received a letter in the mail. It told her the spy has been compromised, but, before his capture, he'd snuck out some very important government secrets. He'd used the world's smallest memory card to co... read more

>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.



>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ... read more

"George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe!"

“Children when George Washington knocked down the cherry tree, he told his father honestly that it was him , now answer me honestly, Who knocked down the outhouse?

Finally the youngest son admitted it was him, at which he received a lashing he wouldn’t soon forget. “That's not fair” complain... read more

Through town, laden down with several purchases -- a duck, an anvil, a bucket, and two chickens -- encountered an old widow lady who asked him, "Sir, do you know how to get to 43 Cherry Tree Road?"

"I'm on my way to 42 Cherry Tree Road, so I'll show you the way, ma'am."

They continued ... read more