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Cheesiest Jokes

What was the cheesiest show on '70s TV?

The Roquefort Files

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The Cheesiest Joke I Know

What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

"Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"

To which the cheddar replied,

"Fuck you, white boy."

Who was the cheesiest singer that ever lived?

Feta James

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

Cheesiest pickup line You've ever heard?

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
You're so beautiful that you made me...

What is the cheesiest fish in the sea?

The baragouda. The fruitiest one is the bananatee.

What is the cheesiest line you ever said to anyone?

Me: Double cheese margherita with cheese burst crust and triple layer extra cheese.

Why are Mexican train conductors so hard to convict?

Because they always have loco motives.

Cheddar, Gouda, Parmesan, Swiss, just making sure this will be the cheesiest post ever!

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Desperate Need of Good Jokes

Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up.
Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))

I couldn’t decide which joke to recycle for my Blue Cheese Day.

So instead, tell me your best and maybe even... *cheesiest*... joke that you’ve used for your own Blue Cheese Day!!

*Edit: Apparently that’s a* **Cake**. *Damn it. I probably could have found a* sweet *cake joke to use.*

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet!


One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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