Cash Machine Jokes - 8 Hilarious Cash Machine Jokes

I really want to tell a joke about cash machines

But I don't have one atm

My wife called me from the cash machine for the card's pin number

I said 7496

she said it didnt work

I said 7469

she said it didnt work

I said 4796

she said the machine took away the card

I said thank god

I know loads of jokes about cash machines

I just can't think of one atm.

I had such a funny joke about a cash machine

but I can't remember it atm

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Long queue at the ATM..

I was queuing for ages earlier at an ATM. The queue wasn't moving and no one was saying anything. I said fuck this I'm going up to see what the fuck is goin on. So there's this clown at the top of the queue at the cash machine with his arms outstretched as if he's on a tightrope swaying from side to...

A man with an orange for a head is drinking in a bar...

another man walks up to him and says "Excuse me mate, I just wondered how come you've got an orange for a head?"

The man with an orange for a head says "We'll, it's quite a story, if you buy me a pint, I'll tell you."

So the man buys 2 pints and they settle down at the bar. "A few year...

To our American cousins...

Its lift, not elevators.
Cash machine not ATM.
Hospital, not business.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)

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