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Carpenter Bee Jokes

What do you call a carpenter bee wearing a cape?

A wood-bee hero!

What's the worst thing about carpenter bees and carpenter ants?

They aren't union.

Carpenter bees used to swarm our exposed cedar beams outside

Carpenter bees dig into wood and bore out entry holes as well as a labyrinth of tunnels.

My aunt came to visit once and was on the phone with her husband. She was complaining about the swarm of “boring bees” because she couldn’t find the term “Carpenter”. Although mostly mostly harmless, th...

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