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Carl Sagan Jokes

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What do you call it when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?

A stroke of genius

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

A man dies and goes to heaven

He is assigned to an orientation angel, and along with other newly-arrived souls, they go on a tour around heaven.

"Here we have the genius section, where you will find many famous scientists, philosophers and artists having discussions, holding lectures and carrying out their life's work. Ov...

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