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Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer?

General Mills

What was Stockton Rush's favorite cereal?

Cap'n Crunch

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Chuck Norris...

...eats his Cap'n Crunch with no milk

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