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Bill is housesitting for his brother Bob over a long vacation

One day, Bob calls Bill to check in on how everything is, and see how his cat is doing. Bill very abruptly and callously says "Cat's dead, Bob."

Bob is overcome with shock, and when he finally collects himself he says "Bill, that was very rude, and was quite jarring. You need to learn how to...

Nursing home

Arthur is in a nursing home after the death of his wife and he feels depressed.
Betty notices this and asks if there is anything she can do. He says 'well my wife used to sit with me in the evenings and just hold it for me. I miss that touch.'
Betty is a game and a kind woman so she takes to ...

A Jewish man traveled to a small mountain island

He was greeted at the harbor by a friendly resident who took him on a tour of the town. As they were walking, they heard a squeal and saw a small furry creature falling down the mountain, tumbling past them before rolling to a stop. The Jewish man looked on in astonishment at this exotic creature. <...

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