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Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ...

"Substitooths".

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist!


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I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before.

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Siri kept on calling me Shirley today

I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.

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"Honey, be careful while driving on the highway" I told my wife on call...

"The news says that a there's a person speeding on the wrong side of the highway"


"One person!?" She replied, incredulously,


"These idiots are in hundreds"

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What would you call a doctor on call?

Q: What do you call a doctor on call?
A: An oncologist

Sorry if this joke gave you cancer xD

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