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Cable News Jokes

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If a cable news pundit, a reality TV personality, a political spin doctor, and a serial entrepreneur are all locked in a room together, who would be the first to realize they're of shit?

The room.

If I had a dollar for every time Trump says "Fake news!"

I'd have enough money to open a Cable News Network to publish articles about Trump and perpetually keep earning more money.

His request approved, the news photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
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I've grown bored of reality,

So I started watching cable news.

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