The Millenium Falcon is taking off...

Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..


Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.

C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"

What do you call a robot with odour problems?


A mean joke

A banker, a lawyer, and a statistician went deer hunting. Deer appears. Banker fired, hit 3 feet to left of deer. Lawyer fired, hit 3 feet to the right of the deer.

The statistician exclaimed, "We got him!".


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