The business deal...

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

T...

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NSFW a Catholic is trying to convert a wealthy Jew.

He says he'll get baptized as soon as he gets back from a business deal with the Pope. He comes back and the Catholic asks how's the Pope.

The Jew says "guys a riot, I walked in the door and the guy was doing coke in the middle of an orgy"

"Well shoot I guess you don't want to become ...

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Tom and Yuu's love story

Tom Wake and Yuu Watanabe met in Japan while Tom was on a business trip. Ironically, Tom didn't want to take the job, but he was the only one fluent in Japanese, so he reluctantly went on the trip. Usually, deals like these took place over video conferences, but the company's client insisted on meet...

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The Japanese golfer joke from Harry Potter (NSFW)

An American goes to Japan to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room.

In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The...

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An impressive meal

Bob has a client come in to town to make a business deal. Wanting to impress he takes the client to a restaurant known for it's specialty foods and tells his client it will be the best meal of his life. Once they get to the table Bob orders for the both of them, "criadillas de toro for my client and...

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An American businessman goes to Japan...[NSFW]

An American businessman goes to Japan to work on a business deal with a potential partner corporation in Tokyo. After a week's worth of painstaking negotiations, the businessman finally seals the deal. His translator tells him that his new partners have encouraged him to take the night off, enjoy wh...

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