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Bush Fire Jokes

Why aren't people allowed to bbq naked during hot, dry climates?

High risk of Bush fires.

Am I the only one to realise that,

if we all worked together to accelerate climate change, the melting polar ice caps would put out the bush fires in Australia?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man who smokes . . .

A man who smokes has an increased risk of getting lung cancer.

A man who performs cunnilingus has an increased risk of getting tongue cancer.

And a man who does both has an increased risk of starting a bush fire.

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