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Bungie Jokes

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Why don't blind people Bungie jump?

Because it scares the shit outta the dog.

I refuse to go bungie jumping

I came into this world because or a broken rubber, Iā€™m not leaving because of one.

Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school's flag pole?

He was suspended

I'm afraid to try bungie jumping.

Was already born because of broken rubber, don't want to die because of it.

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How is having sex with a hooker and Bungie Jumping similar?

They both cost around 100 dollars and if the rubber breaks you're screwed

Don't do it !!!

I talked a girl out of jumping off a bridge yesterday. I spent 3.5 hours talking her out of it quietly and calmly.

She seemed pretty grateful afterwards but the guy running the bungie jump looked **very** angry.

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