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Bungie Jokes

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Why don't blind people Bungie jump?

Because it scares the outta the dog.

I refuse to go bungie jumping

I came into this world because or a broken rubber, I’m not leaving because of one.

Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school's flag pole?

He was suspended

I'm afraid to try bungie jumping.

Was already born because of broken rubber, don't want to die because of it.

Don't do it !!!

I talked a girl out of jumping off a bridge yesterday. I spent 3.5 hours talking her out of it quietly and calmly.

She seemed pretty grateful afterwards but the guy running the bungie jump looked **very** angry.
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