Bungee Jumping Jokes

"No son, your life started because of a broken rubber, it should not end by one too"

I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be damned if I leave because of it.

**Edit:** Wow, never knew this was so original. My dad told me it years ago, thought it was a typical dad joke.

No strings attached.

*Licks lips nervously*

Me: This is my first time bungee jumping.

Instructor: Can you please stop licking my lips.

I told them "No, because a broken rubber brought me into this world, it sure as hell ain't taking me out."

It had its ups and downs.

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is
a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic ... read more

Mike: "The rubber broke."

I guess they never quite seem to land

"NO!"

"But all my friends are going"

"Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"

"Er...yes"

Cow-a-bungee.

They're almost done setting up on a bridge by a city but first they have to test to see if the cord will work.

So one of the men ties the cord to himself, jumps off, and comes back up with scratches on his face.

So they get a shorter cord and the same guy tests it again.

Before ... read more

I got the fright of my wife.

And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his j... read more

You've been bungee jumping too much

Needless to say my son won’t be bungee jumping again.

She died in a bungee jumping accident.