Brussel Sprout Jokes - 4 Hilarious Brussel Sprout Jokes

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Do you know the best way to roast brussel sprouts?

Tell them their mom was so fat she was sold as a cabbage

I've come up with a new menu item for our local gastropub...

It's a wooden plank, with boiled eggs, Brussel sprouts, cabbage, pungent cheeses and different types of bean salads.
They can call it a "Shart-Tooterie board".

What do you call a kid from Belgium?

A Brussel sprout.

What's the most popular Christmas wine?

"I don't like brussel sprouts."

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