Two newly wed couples end up at the same place for their Honeymoon
The two grooms are are at the bar talking about finally making love to their new wives. One of them suggests a competition to see who gets the most sex and they both agree. They needed a code so their wives wouldn't know they were having a competition, so it was suggested that over breakfast they wo...
A toast to Dad jokes...
Two women knocked at my door and asked what bread I ate.
I said white and they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.