He told it, "For 20 years, you are to sit near the door and bark at whoever walks by."
The dog responded, "20 years? That's a long time to do that. How about I do that for 10 years and give you back the remainder?"
God agreed. He then created the monkey and told it, "For 20 years, you ...
Santa Claus had started feeling like he was losing some of his mojo at one point...
... so in recent years, he had taken to periodically stopping during his annual Christmas Eve present run to take in words of wisdom from spiritual leaders from various backgrounds all over the world, hoping that someone could re-ignite that spark for him that made Christmas special.
Eventual...
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Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and a Tom Hanks are on a plane
Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and Tom Hanks are on a plane when the cockpit is struck and the plane starts to go down.
As they search for parachutes they discover they are one short.
Before anyone can say anything Trump grabs a pack and jumps, giving everyone the finger...
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An Irishman, a Frenchman, and an Afghani man are riding around the world in a balloon...
When they are over Ireland, the Irish man picks up an enormous bag of potatoes and says βIβm giving my country this bag of potatoes, in hopes that some hungry souls can find happiness from full bellies.β He tossed the bag of potatoes over the edge of the balloon's basket.
The Frenchman and th...
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