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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,...

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A German, a Englishman and a south african are colleges.

They have a lunch break and each open their lunch packages. The German has bread with salami, he complains, "every damn day my wife gives me a bread witch salami, I am sick of this"!

The Englishman has bread with cheese, he complains, "every damn day my wife gives me a bread with cheese, I am...

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