UPJOKE
dressrobefrockgarmentskirtnightgowngarbblousecostumeshirtminidressbodiceminiskirttuxedocorset

Gowns Jokes

Hospital Gown

What do hospital gowns and insurance have in common?
You think you’re covered, but you’re not.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day.

Nuns are performing a much-needed renovation on the chapel. Today they paint... and the AC isn't working great (that's getting fixed tomorrow). It's a sweltering hot summer day, so they decide that since they're all sisters in Christ, they'll just lock the doors and strip of their gowns and other cl...

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns

I knew the end was in sight

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

I'm thinking about opening a clothing store. Half the store will carry only traditional, colorful women's gowns from India, and the other half will carry everything else.

I'm going to call it Sari/Not-Sari.

Proud University Graduates

Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing

their graduation gowns.

Cab Driver : “Are you graduates from the city university?”

Young Graduates: “Yes, sir,” they announced proudly. “Class of 2021.”

Cab Driver : ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Four nuns about to take their vows..

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.

Dressed in their white gowns, they entered the chapel for their symbolic marriage to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."

Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews came in and sat in the front row.

The Mother ...

It was bedtime at Micheal Jackson’s house

Wade didn’t want to go to bed so MJ said ok how about I show you a magic trick first, will you go to bed after?
Wade agreed
They had a shower and sat on the edge of the bed in their gowns.
MJ Said ok now for the magic trick, come here and sit on my lap...
Young Wade sits on his lap. <...

*HR Manager in Heaven!*

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died.


Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.


"Welcome to Heaven," said God.


"Well, what we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a ...

A case of shingles

A good ole boy by the name of Bubba walked into a Doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles."

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and as...

What Are You Here For?

Two kids are in hospital, in surgical gowns, sitting on their gurneys. “What are you here for?” asked the first child.

“I’m here to get my tonsils removed,” says the second child.

“Don’t worry,” the first child says. “I had my tonsils removed last year and you get all the ice cream y...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.