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Breath Holding Jokes

My brother and I were having a breath holding contest in the pool.

He's really good, been down there for 6 hours now.

A biker walks into the bar

He looks at a depressed person sitting with his drink in his hand, he walks up to him, snatches the drinks and downs it in one gulp

"what you gonna do about it?" he says

"This is the worst day of my life!" the depressed man cries

"I'm a complete failure. I was late at the office...

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