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Imagine this told with a Boston accent...

Why are there 239 beans in every can of Bostons baked beans?

Because if there was even 1 more, they'd be too farty.

The scrod joke

A man flies into Boston for a work trip. He’s been excited about this trip for a while because it means he’ll get to eat scrod, his favorite meal. This is a rare opportunity as he can’t get it where he’s from since he lives too far from the coast. So he’s really looking forward to eating some fresh ...

Crows

Recently biologists have noted that more crows have been getting killed by vehicles on major trucking highways than on normal roads. After tire print and impact analysis, they determined that these crows are being killed by large trucks, not cars. One especially bright scientist came up with a hypot...

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