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Vac Jokes

We are mystified that people are so angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxer.

His first name is No Vac

Now that's a Djok

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Do you know what happens when you put your penis in the vacuum cleaner?

The Walmart security guard throws you out.

What do you call a tennis player who doesn’t get vaccinated?

No-vac Djokovic

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Ant

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. ...

Why is Djokovic's house so filthy?

No vac

What does a plant say to every one it hates?

Vac-uole

Why did Jill Stein try to censor a movie where the hero uses a shop vacuum to save people?

Because she doesn't want anyone to think there's such a thing as good vac scenes.

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