I told my friends I was a blood sucking insect from the moon
they said I was a luna tick.
What does my wife and a blood sucking parasite have in common?
Nothing. I love my wife and she supports me in all that we do
NASA claims that they've just discovered blood sucking bugs on the moon.
They're a bunch of lunatics.
What is the definition of politics?
Poly meaning many.
And ticks meaning blood sucking parasites.
What's the difference between a lawyer and head lice?
One is a blood sucking parasite that is hard to get out of your hair, and the other can be killed with a special shampoo.
Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English
It's made up of two other parts.
1 - Poly - meaning many 2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.
TIL where the word 'politics' comes from
'Poly' is from the Greek meaning *many*, and 'tick' is from *a bunch of blood sucking parasites*
Explaining Words
Poli.....Latin for "many"
Tics....blood sucking insects
Politics
What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common?
They're both blood sucking parasites.
So there’s this rich dying vampire who tells his three sons that he’ll give one one of them his fortune.
The three of them decide to have a blood sucking contest to decide who gets the fortune.
On the first night, the oldest brother goes out. He comes back with blood dripping down his chin. His brothers ask him how he did it and he points to a dead man. “See that guy over there? I drank all of h...
A blond is asked the definition of Politics.
She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."
credit - Taylor Mason
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