I heard this long ago and hadn't told it in years. Another bird joke I just read, combined with the date, suddenly jarred my memory. I've never written it so there's probably a better version out there, but here goes.
A guy goes to a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. He loo...
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Did you know there's a bird named after a dildo?
The wood pecker.
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