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Bill Murray Jokes

If Bill Murray sees his shadow today

6 more years of Covid.

Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor?

Because nobody likes an electricity bill.

Bill Murray on child naming

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

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I had a Japanese joke about Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen

But the punchline is lost in translation.

A joke from work

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.

Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.

Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since h...

question funny

“Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
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Bill Murray

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